American Equality died this week at the United Airlines gate C-26 at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport. Equality had been in a decline for a number of years.

It is survived by Red Carpet Elite, First Class, Business Class, Premier Platinum, Premier Gold, 100K Fliers, Uniformed Military, Families Traveling with Children under 4, Those Requiring Additional Help, Elite Super-duper Economy, Special Delux Economy, Economy Plus, and the Rest of You Mooks in Coach.